Furryitis
the disease the transforms a normal human into a furry. furryitis is contacted via the internets, but is most common on 4chan or 7chan. furryitis is caused by a parasitic microorganism known as a proto-furry that enters the brain through the corneas when the victim sees to many furry drawings or forum posts and converts them into a furry. the only known cure for furryitis is shotgun therapy.
joey: “doctor, i was reading some forum posts last night and now i have a strange desire to have s-x dressed up like a fox.”
doctor: “joey, i’m afraid you have furryitis”
joey: “can you fix it?”
doctor: “yes, hold still” -reaches under desk for shotgun-
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