fut the wuck


a replacement word for the phrase “what the f word”. (ya know fudge!)
wi don’t know fut the wuck is going on!
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if you switch the f and w’s letters, it would make “wut the f-ck” but instead it’s fut the wuck!!
a damsel: “omg!! fut the wuck!!! i lost my vibrating d-ld-!”

another damsel: “aww that’s too bad, good thing i remember where i left it at my house.”
fut the wuck is the exact oppoiste of “what the f-ck?!”
when something is completely rightous, bomb, 1337, teh pwnz, etc. repeat for added emphasis. shortened to ftw with those in the know…
em: haha, calvin just pasted susie with a slushball!!
ben: calvin and hobbes, fut the wuck.
em: fut the wuck!

jimmy: choclate cake, fut the wuck!

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