Futard
an abbreviation of f-cking r-t-rd! someone who’s stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline r-t-rded.
also see futarded
abby – ha ha did you just see that it was so funny
dion – no abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.
conjunction originally meaning f-cking r-t-rd. usually used with -ssbag
that futard -ssbag just kicked me in the nuts.
1. a f-cking r-t-rd
2. a really dumb person
wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy’s belly b-tton? what a futard.
someone who’s stupidity defies all logic and reason.
abbreviation of f-cking r-t-rd
my god you are such a futard, you can’t even open child proof locks!
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