Futbo


futbo is what people would call ‘football’ if they lived in stoke-on-trent, stokeism or potteries slang
me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
her:- futbo ?
me:- aaah the futbo ! stoke wuz playin ight ut boothen end agin port vale
her:- i hate futbo

the most well known stokeism goes as follows

cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

i coss coss they ?

can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

i can, can you ?

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