Futer
the most popular meme in the flood. honestly, everyone loves it. it’s better than porch day.
op says:”should i get a porch in the futer?”
everyone else:”gtfo”
to tweak, fiddle or mess around with
“i futered with the radio and found a f-cked up station”
“stop it ye futurin’ b-st-rd”
a poorly spelled word for “future”. used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.
yea like that will happen in the futer.
a futer is someone who plays ultimate team on fifa 12.
they are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.
twan : i won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. how’d you go?
bade : well im a futer so i didn’t play any head to head but i used my beast team against someone with a bad team… and i still managed to lose.
to toy with, jiggle or rub. also, genital frottage.
“any chance of an aul’ futer?”
“dekky, quit futerin’ with yerself.”
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