Futoed


to get futoed is to leave a bar alone at the end of the night and receive a royal beating, which no one witnessed or remembers including the recipient of the beating, to be a complete futoing, one must go to the hospital
guy 1. man did u see the kid that got futoed outside the bar last night.
guy 2. yeah man i saw the ambulance, what happened?
guy 1. n-body knows
the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete b-n-r, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined b-n-r;
i was trying to jerk off the other day when i was f-cking futoed by that d-bag.

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