future funny
the act of playing a prank or joke on someone that although not funny now will be funny later
smack your buddy in the nuts… he does not think it’s funny now but will laugh at it in the future. future funny!
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when a pirate has s-x with a woman using only his peg leg. “arrrrr she was picking splinters all night after the pleging i gave her!”
- very special features
when you take your d-ck, put it in a dvd, and fap with it. jared: hey man have you seen my alien vs. predator dvd? aaron: oh yeah, about that, i used it for my very special features. jared: g-ddammit!
- a pinch of shit
something totally useless or worthless. australian slang. how’s that new holden mate? mate it ain’t worth a pinch of sh-t
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- jazz wanker
a person who w-nks to the sound of slow jazz music. dude you want to go to that one club? oh the one that has all those jazz w-nkers? yeah that one cool! let’s go before our daughters start their shift their and we can get c-mmed on