Future Poo


a plop which the -n-s seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!
“oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! didn’t even have to use any bog roll!!!”

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