Future posting
when used on messageboards, notably collegehumor’s, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
(sample thread)
kokopelli 3 days ago:
f1rst!!
p.s. i’m a douche
gary from california state 1 day ago:
i second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you’re kind of a douche for future posting
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