Future posting


when used on messageboards, notably collegehumor’s, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
(sample thread)

kokopelli 3 days ago:

f1rst!!

p.s. i’m a douche

gary from california state 1 day ago:

i second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you’re kind of a douche for future posting

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