Future Slowking


a person on your team who f-cks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g left 4 dead 1 / left 4 dead 2. -skilled <3's scanty why didn't you dodge that car? you're such a future slowking (slowking)

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