futurespeak
1. the real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie “idiocracy”.
2. a mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, bernard “pretty” purdie, “dog won’t listen”, and “leprechaun in alabama”. future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.
1. i’m gun splaaain to ya… how ya do that futch spee na!
(i’m going to teach you about futurespeak)
2. son, i like that gooood sound.
(i highly approve of whatever you just said or did)
3. eeeeeeee…
(hi)
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