Futurfarmer


someone currently relying on government handouts/ food coupons to do themz shoppings down tescos
a: he’s not worked for years, the lazy septic
b: easy bro, he’s r-t-rded
a: cameroon and ob-mma won;t give a d-mn.. poor b-st-rd’s such a futurfarmer

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