fuzz muffin


an endearing term for one’s pet cat.
i let the fuzz m-ffin outside this morning, told her to go catch me a mouse or a bird or basically do something useful. so, she comes back and drops a dead baby bat at my feet. y’know, a mouse with wings, and she looks at me as if to say: ” so, how’s that?”

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