fuzzy no no
blue-veined junket pumper
b-n-r
c-ck
d-ck
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
john thomas
kn-b
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol’ one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
p-ck-r
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
pr-ck
purple-headed trouser snake
p-ssy plunger
rod
salty dog
schl-ng
skin flute
sp-nk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wee-wee
wife’s best friend
w-lly
woody
p-n-s
please do not put your fuzzy no no on my face.
a babyish word meaning “no-fur.”
1/4″ dangler, soild oak, ram rod , -ss blaster, johnson
magic stick
i’ve got the magic stick
purple helmet warrior
the boys were getting a little out of hand, so i slapped them with my purple helmet warrior!
rollex
wanna see my new rollex
the one-eye’d wonder worm
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