fuzzy pickle
the photographer in the super nintendo game ‘earthbound’
smile and say “fuzzy pickles!”
1) a statement to distract people when they are about to hit you so you can hit them first or run away
2) the statement old white men whisper into teenage girls’ ears at the zoo
“fuzzy pickles beautiful,” whispered the creepy old man into my ear and i was taking a picture of someone
something unusual; weird or different, unexpected.
origin: crescent valley high school (cvhs), c1999
my buddy says: “wanna make love?” -and i say “whoa, that’s fuzzy pickles!” and…uh…-heck yeah!-….
a hairy p-n-s that tickles a chick’s nose when giving a bl-w j-b
man, this guy has a fuzzy pickle!
1. a term of endierment for korie
2. the fact that stub is better than loren
“hey josh, did you know that fuzzy pickles???”
the term “fuzzy pickle” has its origins from the funniest rapper ever: eminem. in one of his songs he speaks of jennifer lopez saying, “… i don’t give a f-ck if this chick was my own mother, i still f-ck her with no rubber and c-m inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain’t mine,” which actually says a lot about how he feels about her.
well, when i was at work one day i told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they’d never know. my friend replied, “fuzzy pickle!” and so, the fuzzy pickle was born.
so, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you’d still f-ck her even if she was your own mother. you would also c-m inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. when the child was born you’d have a son and a brother at the same time, but you’d just lie and say that the child was not yours.
d-mn, she is most definitly a fuzzy pickle.
a word made up by britt and jess (the awesomest biotches eva xd)one night when they were on the phone
britt: “i want a pickle”
jess: “if i had a pickled it would have little fuzzy legs and hat”
britt: “so u want a fuzzy pickle!?”
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