Fuzzy Toothbrush


when you have to brush a b-tch’s v-g-n- because its is nasty and is too sour and has to many p-ssy p-b-s in it so you don’t choke
bruno: dude how was that chick last night?
ed: she was a nasty b-tch
bruno: how?
ed: i had to give her a fuzzy toothbrush!
bruno: that sucks!

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