Fuzzy Tractor


when you are having gay s-x with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him really hard…and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.
dude, when you fuzzy tractor’d your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??

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