fuzzy walrus
a s-xual act involving a person preforming oral s-x on a male. after the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.
dude i totally gave erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose
you -j-c-l-t- on a fat girls face, then quickly rip out your pubic hair and throw it on her.
i just came on this girl then threw p-b-s on her. it was awesome. made her look like a fuzzy walrus.
when hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy v-g-n- from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a sh-t in her v-g-n-, and then eat it out.
bro, i gave this girl the meatiest fuzzy walrus last night.
no way! how was it?
it tasted like sh-t!
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