Fuzzy Wanket


the act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to -j-c-l-t- when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

in other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and p-n-s while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy w-nket.
it looks like i don’t have a date tonight, so i guess i’ll just enjoy a good ol’ fuzzy w-nket.

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