Fwands
individuals of which you refer to as your closest family and friends. commonly paired with hysterical pictures of tiny, cute animals such as mice, squirrels, and chipmunks partic-p-ting in human activities.
you wake up after a long night of work or drinking to find you have 25 text messages in a group chat with 3 of your siblings.
the conversation begins as follows:
“oh hi der fwands. (insert 10-20 pictures of baby squirrels playing band instruments).
appropriate responses include the following:
“lmf–,” “lol,” “lolz,” “sweet jesus,” “bahahaha,” as well as the proportional reply of a photo of chipmunks battling one another with lightsabers.
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