Fwap
1. describes almost accuratly the sound that w-nking off makes.
2. the motion your arm makes when w-nking off.
mike: -fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap-
fwap is a slang term for male masturbation. the origin of the word is believed to be onomatopoeic, though may be an acronym (or equally likely, a backronym) for furiously w-nking at p-rn. it is in common usage amongst the b3ta web community.
a; where’s person c
b; oh he went to his room
a; oh fwaping again no doubt
the act of slapping woman/man with a slightly erect c-ck.
“hey sue, you’re not done with my bj. i still need to fwap you across the cheek.”
fwap: the idea of being intentional friends before pursuing a dating relationship. being more than friends, less than lovers.
f.w.a.p: friends with a purpose
johnnny and sue fwap-ed for 6 months before they began dating.
a word that can be used to replace the word “f-ck” or any really any other cussword besides -ss… it just wouldnt work.
not to be confused with “fap” which is the word used to personify one’s own masturbation.
-running away from someone, then stubs toe-
“what the fwap that really fwapping hurts!!!!”
or
“hey did you see that one movie?”
…
“what movie?”
“you know…. ohh, god what the fwap was that movie called?!?”
the sound a particular person makes when uber faded and responding to the sound leedle-leedle-leedle, all while making a really horrifying face that looks like the devil to the other faded companion
pothead 1: “leedle-leedle-leedle!!!!
pothead 2: “fwap!”
to smack incessantly with a fish; the highest form of physical insultation
mrs. creasy and mrs. pruden are two individuals who most certainly should be fwapped.
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