fwoomp scale
a scale of measurement where at least one of the reference points is “fwoomp”
girl: did you see him last night? on a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he’s like a 9.
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dude 1: oh man, i f-cked her raw, but it’s okay because she was just on the rag.
dude 2: you are so f-cking stupid. on a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
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