FWT
flying with turban. in the post 9/11 era, people with turbans generally have to go through additional security checks at airports before boarding the plane. when someone is fwt, this can also result in dirty and/or paranoid looks from other p-ssengers on the same flight.
person 1: man, what took you so long at the security line? we’re going to miss our flight.
person: i had to go through some additional screenings for attempting to fwt.
“f-ck word trade”
for your listening pleasure…
f-ck world trade!
scabies and metalheads
born in the gutter
and chained to the radiator of a squat bas-m-nt for 16 years
we are proud to announce a triumphant return
the thunderous cacophony
the crack rock steady beat!
the skewed development policies kill people everyday and they keep us so hypnotized that even though its right infront of our eyes we dont see it, world trade is a death machine…
friend with t-st-cl-s. that guy friend who is not your boyfriend.
i went out with ryan, he’s my fwt
fwt is short for “f-cking waste of time”, often used by gamers for unimportant things, other people do.
if someone argues about rules, instead of going on, it’s fwt.
friends with thoughts. when you can’t be a friend with benefits, get by with being a friend with thoughts.
i have become good friends with an on-line girl, but since she is so far away, we can only be fwt.
f-ckwhatthe
misspelling of wtf(what the f-ck) used the same as wtf but when you have received a greater shock than what a standard wtf can express.
guy 1: hitler was a female jew
guy 2: fwt!?!?!? (f-ckwhatthe)
acronym for “foggy window time.” most commonly used to describe time spent as a couple in the back seat of a vehicle.
so, tessa, what did you and tyler do last night?
oh, nothing…just enjoyed a little bit of fwt. 😉
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