fwump


the sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.
i squatted down and then fwump! my -ss was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.
when you attempt a fist b-mp, but your friend does a high five ending up in a half fist b-mp, half high five.
hey man what’s up? “fwump!”

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