FWVB
friend with vicarious benefits: friends whose relationship is, predominately built around “getting off” hearing about each others’ s-xual escapades, rather than having s-xual relations with each other.
hey my fwvb just sent me an awesome pic of his girlfriend giving him a bl-w j-b – and now i need to go touch myself!
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