Fybernetics
the science of networked digital roughage. fyberneticians understand the connections between a sufficient daily intake of indigestible and time-wasting digital fyber that must be added daily to a person’s time online. if there is insufficient fyber intake everyday, then people using networked digital technologies might have a tendency to go outside and breathe too much fresh air, and get exercise. fybernetics was developed by norbert weiner, great uncle of new york’s anthony weiner, the notorious c-cktwitterer.
“this website is intelligent, full of good ideas, kardashian-free, and has a clean, minimalist design. it obviously could benefit from some fybernetics.”
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