fyttw
f-ck you thought this was
boy: give me head .
girl: no fyttw
parent: go wash the dishes
small child: no..fyttw
elderly woman: help me cross the street ol’ kind soul.
hipster: no.. fyttw -pushes old lady in the street-
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