fytw
an acronym for the saying f-ck you thats why. originated in 2007 in a sh-thole town. could have ties to the smokeless tobacco industry.
sally- “why didn’t you tell me you had a scorching case of herpes before we had s-x?”, kevin- “fytw”
kevin- “why are you drinking all my alcohol”, shane- “fytw”
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