g. edward
g. edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret meeting. he has a great sense of humor and is very smart in certain situations. he is a natural leader whose will power is at levels unbeknownst to man. no matter how many times you knock him down he’ll get back up. he wears a yellow straw hat & he makes a great boyfriend too.
my life would be so dry if i hadn’t met g. edward.
i’ll follow g. edward till the day i die!
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