G. I. Jerk
an army looking dude that carries a label that encomp-sses being an -sshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.
a soldier -sshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger
a soldier of misfortune.
your boss.
a fictional animated character that mocks gi joe
your dad!
g. i. jerk
the cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was gi jerk!!!!
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