g-tard


a white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man’s body.
“jesus, look at that f-cking g-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics.”
someone who clearly likes to over indulge in the party drug ghb gbh. when taking in excess the user often experiences incontrollable body movements, makes random noises and yelling offensive obsenities at total strangers as if they have severe tourettes syndrome.
dan: hey, looks like jimmy’s over done it on the ghb again.

megan: clearly, i can see his manky arms flapping about like that r-t-rd window licker from bach in school.

dan: he’s with out a doubt the biggest g-tard i’ve ever met!
people who perpetrate being gangsters, when they actually live in their parents mansions in white suburbia.
sean is the biggest g-tard, he drives around listening to gangster rap in his mom’s minivan.
a mentally r-t-rded person who acts like a gangster
there goes the g-tards getting off the short bus
anyone who googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. totally reliant on google
“he is such a g-tard he even needs to google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal”
a high functioning r-t-rd with insane musical skills.
holy sh-t , man! did you hear that g-tard shredding the guitar?
something which is both gay, and r-t-rded. inspired by kung pows b’dong.
hey, that guy (pointing to a gay r-t-rd) is a g’tard.

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