g4tv


soulless “gaming cable television channel” cut in the same mold as mtv.

terrible off the street idiot hosts with annoying personality and no real gaming knowledge (or interest in gaming for that matter) other than what is on their teleprompter.

cash influenced reviews and show content.

entire channel exists not for entertainment but for advertising and exploiting the new surging popularity of gaming and the incompetant 12 year old internet fanboys that now dominate it.

promotes the same dozen games all day with reruns, even when they only have about 12 hours worth of first run shows on a week. plenty of extra sp-ce for “real” game coverage but they still limit coverage to the same m-ss marketed “fanboy bait”.

parent company recently bought, erased, and -ssimilated tech tv effectively eliminating all intelligent compet-tion to this rubbish channel called g$.
kewl internet gaming kid: u see g4 dewd? final fantasy is tha best game e v a r!

intelligent gamer: no & no.
now holds the prestige of being the worst rated channel on american television with a 0.1 nielsen rating.
d-mn you g4tv/comcast for what you did to techtv!
just about the worst network ever. it is bent on becoming the mtv for r-t-rded 13 year old pokemon card yielding tools who havent finished p-b-rty yet. this is done by taking over techtv and destroying all the shows on it by dumbing them into the same stupid nonsense with rstupid hosts that only have looks going for them.
anime-halo f-g#763893: omggozeerjss!!11 g4 is the besterest ever chi lan is hottt!f
a channel that plays cops for 16 hours, with at least 4 hours of cheaters in between somewhere, 2 hours worth of ‘movies that don’t suck’ (a.k.a movies people have already seen 1000 times or movies that do indeed suck) and then 2 hours of paid programming.

occasionally might play some of their actual gaming and tech shows, like how the commercials and even the name of the channel imply, but these are sandwiched in between cops and cheaters, at some obscure hour where everybody is at work or school.

g4tv is basically the mtv of video games. resorts to showing stupid and idiotic tv shows meant to appeal to 12 year old boys, instead of staying true to the premise of the channel.
12 year old boy: d00d , g4tv is havin a cops marathon 2day! woooooooooooooot!!! pwnzorz!!!

intelligent guy: are they actually playing anything related to video gaming or technology?

12 year old boy: uhm….not rly.
medicore gaming channel that has some good shows such as x-play, judgment day, icons, attack of the show, and electric playground. however, it is also made up of useless cr-p like players, filter, street fury, and formula d.
when i see shows like street fury and formula d on g4tv, it’s like i’m watching mtv3.
formerly a good station.
now is dominated by cr-ppy shows that have absolutely nothing to do with video games. the only shows still worth watching are judgement day if it’s even on anymore, and sometimes attack of the show. all the rest is complete garbage.

x-play is not funny at all.

no matter what fanboys say star trek is not a good show

cinematech is the only show where u can watch someone play a videogame… and thats it, possibly the worst show on tv

formula d is a show about cars, so why the f-ck is it on g4tv

filter- used to countdown video games but now counts down random sh-t no one cares about.

cheat- cheats for cr-ppy games. just incase you don’t have the internet :p
hey did you see x play on g4tv yesterday!?

oh was it the one where they made a reference to something no one knows about, and read off a teleprompter!

yea
what used to be a channel dedicated to video games and the latest technology. now, it is filled with cr-p you can just watch on fox. cops and lost are now shown on the channel. this channel also likes to play ninja warrior for at least 16 hours straight. channel became real boring after all of those pointless shows.
g4tv used to be pretty cool, but now all i see are fox programs.

1
2
next ›
last »

Read Also:

  • Gabrah

    to humiliate someone when they do not expect the unexpected. gabrah is a phrase put on the end of a sentence or said after an action in which someone who does not expect the unexpected gets humiliated. pr-nounced: gah-brah someone is talking with a group at a lunch table. while continuing one with the conversation […]

  • gaffler

    a person who grabs stuff from goodwill drop-off locations, or other donation stations during after hours. often gafflers will sell their booty at flea markets. barbara is a gaffler not a dumpster diver.

  • gaggetron

    a female who has a habit of asphyxiating/gagging on male s-m-n during felotio. “shes a right gaggetron”

  • gaicon

    a gay icon. especially a straight male that is unusually popular with a gay crowd, has many gay friends though he’s straight. usually very attractive yet comfortable with his s-xuality. matt is such a gaicon! he has more gay friends than i do!

  • gaijinshi

    a derogatory term that describes a style of art, be it drawn, animated or otherwise, that emulates anime and manga but is neither produced in j-pan or by a j-panese person. the term is a combination of the words gaijin, which means foreigner, or (more accurately) “non-j-panese”, and doujinshi, a j-panese word for amateur-produced comics. […]


Disclaimer: g4tv definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.