GAAP
stands for: grazing area above p-n-s
mike: dude, ivik, my gaap feels like a rusty penny.
ivik: oh man i hate when that happens. its almost worse than an itchy -sshole..
mike: oh i know it roach. itchy -sshole def sucks a lot, but an itchy gaap seriously feels worse than getting punched in the spleen by liam.
ivik: liam
mike: scotch on the rocks with a lemony twist…
ivik: made by liam
mike: let’s party daniiide with crane and our itchy gaaps.
ivik: and snuggies
stands for: generally accepted accounting practices
anyone who works in accounting follows the gaap
collective noun: all of the people; the general public; “they”
gaap flock to the supermarket every sat-rday morning at exactly 10am.
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