gab my blabster, bashers


a term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

this is because every one knows that after having continual s-xual intercourse (for hours on end) a repet-tive “gab, gab” of a wet sound is created. it is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pr-nounce hookers as “bashers” and their “d-ckster”, namely their p-n-s, as a “blabster.” scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by h-m-s-xually-inclined eskimos.
“yeah! ready to gab my blabster, bashers? the usual, $30.”
a term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

this is because every one knows that after having continual s-xual intercourse (for hours on end) a repet-tive “gab, gab” of a wet sound is created. it is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pr-nounce hookers as “bashers” and their “d-ckster”, namely their p-n-s, as a “blabster.” scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by h-m-s-xually-inclined eskimos.
“yeah! ready to gab my blabster, bashers? the usual, $30.”

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