gabe saporta


amazing lead singer of cobra starship and midtown. famous for his fangs symbol. originally from montevideo, uruguay. cobra starship is signed to fueled by ramen/decaydance.
did you see gabe saporta singing at the concert last night?
noun, lead singer of cobra starship and midtown.
gabe saporta is amazing. fo sho.
a super hot urugayan. he’s the frontman for cobra starship.
oh my god, i totally love gabe saporta.
a very flamboyant manwh-r-. currently the lead singer of the band cobra starship and headlining the really really ridiculously good looking tour. was in the band midtown, and is also known for hanging out with the emo girl on the real world.

he makes a point to meet his fans. also has a penchant for hoodies.
did you just see what gabe saporta did on stage? did he seriously just flip off the camera?
extremely, extremely hot guy. singer of current band cobra starship and broken up band midtown. most know for “hollaback boy”, the parody of gwen stefani’s “hollaback girl” and “snakes on a plane (bring it)” for the movie “snakes on a plane”
me: gabe saporta is so hot!
friend: i know!
a 28 year old male that is in the band cobra starship. he is amazingly s-xy, can dance like no other, and is a pedofile. he was born in uruaguy and is bffs with pete wentz. gabeckett is the s-xiest couple ever. :d
fangirl: zomg gabe saporta is so hawwwwt
t33ni3: lyk totes, d00d.
a real cobra: dude, no. gtfo. and get a life. nate and ryland and alex are hotter than gabe anyday
s-xiest m-f- ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his p-n-s
here’s a list of things i’d like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

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