gabenism


the one true religion. it states that one day, there will be a third coming of half life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their sh-tty 15 fps games.
kid: “hey dad, could we go outside?”
dad: “you are in a house of gabenism. you shall not say that word, young man.”
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