Gacksmith
a gacksmith is a person who is skilled at removing the cap from a beer bottle by using an item other than a bottle opener. lighters, pens, sheets of paper folded many times and rocks are just a few of the tools commonly used by a skilled gacksmith. an item used successfully by a gacksmith is known as a gack.
“what’s the problem?”
“i can’t open this beer. it’s not a twist off.”
“looks like you need a gacksmith. i know a guy. he can use a dead mosquito as a gack. the guy’s a genius.”
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