Gaffigan Aside

that thing jim gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. some of his best lines are:
“he’s a d-ck to his own baby!”
“what if orville redenbacher was in the audience?”

the world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
boss: would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? can you get it to me by the end of the day?
me: absolutely! (gaffigan aside: or maybe not. it may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)

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