that thing jim gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. some of his best lines are:
“he’s a d-ck to his own baby!”
“what if orville redenbacher was in the audience?”
the world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
boss: would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? can you get it to me by the end of the day?
me: absolutely! (gaffigan aside: or maybe not. it may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
- gash on a lash
1) a mistress or a “bit on the side”. 2) someone willng to accept a booty call. boris: who’s that then scotsman? scotsman: she’s my gash on a lash. boris: that’s disguating scotsman.
when a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard. anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard. the weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard. there is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all […]
- Gay/B testing
the process for determining the s-xual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher d-ck-through rates. we didn’t know which team ross played for, so we got melissa and dennis to do some gay/b testing.
- GChatty Cathy
(n.) a person who chooses to converse on gchat rather than on the fantasy baseball board. (alternate translation) one who gossips on gchat. jordan was a real gchatty cathy today – we didn’t see him on the fantasy board for 30 minutes because he was being a gchatty cathy with mike.
another pointless word; used for anything. h-llos, goodbyes, a cuss word. you name it, ooshy is it. “ooshy!” jocelyn yelled after dropping a heavy box on her unprotected foot.