GAFM


gafm is a shortened word for “get away from me”, it is commonly used by teenagers, specifically girls.
hi, who are you? well h-llo marry, it is i, your wildest dreams
what the? do i even know you? -gets near her-
gafm!!!!! -runs-
give a f-ck meter
“my gafm reads terribly low.”

“let’s see if you yelling at me will cause a spike in my gafm…”

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