Gag name
a false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
common gag names:
“amanda huggenkiss”,
“mike rotch”
“philip mccooter”
“heywood jablome”
“sofa king great”
example 1:
park official: “son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?”
suspect:”i was unaware of such laws sir, my name is philip…philip mccooter.”
park official: “well philip, i will let you off with a warning this time.”
example 2:
bartender: “moe’s bar, can i help you?”
guy on phone: “yes, can i speak to amanda huggenkiss”
bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), “is there amanda huggenkiss here?”
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