gahvoon
a gahvoon is a woman whom only partic-p-tes in s-xual intercourse of the -n-l verity. usually found in the northern and southern hemisphere exclusively, can be attracted by the promise of unicorn rides at the fair
frank-“hey how was that lady you brought home last night?”
tony-“she was good but i only frogged in the back door”
frank- “such a gahvoon”
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