Galactic douchebag


one who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. this douchebag is considered extremely rare, and “not of this world”. they are more appropriately labeled as “not of this solar system”, or “galactic”. achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.
paul: “what the f-ck is wrong with that -sshole”?

mike: bro, don’t even try to figure it out. justin is a douchebag on a “galactic scale”….or justin is a “galactic douchebag”.

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