galactic entity
in the fabulous show futurama they try to explain many of the things we do not know now. one of them is g-d. it makes its first appearance in the episode g-dfellas (season 3). this god is not as potent as your typical christian god, but he gets the job done. just ask my good friend bender.
i am galactic computer that is user friendly and always has existed. i have comp-ssion for all living things. it is possible that i, the galactic ent-ty was created when a computerized sp-ce probe collide with g-d which explains the binary. i know what you are going to do unless you do something different. being g-d isn’t easy, if you do too much, people get dependent. and if you do nothing, they lose hope. you have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocketer. isn’t that right my good chum?
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