galafander
top definition
someone who dates people under the pretense of being single. especially applies when they do it on organised dating circuits, such as speed dating.
etymology: i think i just made it up, in context, maybe because it sounds a bit like philanderer and maybe scallywag, but neither of those words came into my mind.
…i understand if it doesn’t take off.
kyla: got my hands full with these guys i’m dating. i am reducing it down to the one guy who is indeed single.
me: what? you mean the others were masquerading galafanders?
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