Galando


greek for small p-n-s, galando was originally used by the goddess hera, wife of the infamous zeus, king of the g-ds.
zues, i don’t know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that galando you have, my word! you may be king of the g-ds, but boy, you sure do have a galando!

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