galanter


galanter 1.- a type of severe constipation or colo-rectal blockage that requires manual extraction under anesthesa. which includes the scope of frb (foriegn rectal bodies) extractions also performed under anesthesa often called gaylenter’s.

gaylanter 2. (var.) used specifically to denote a foriegn rectal body not limited to h-m-s-xual activity.
1. it was hard getting through this last galanter, but i will continue my low carb cheese diet, and troop forward.

2. the male patient was suffering during recovery from the removal of a severe gaylanter after pleasuring himself with a shampoo bottle he lost and was unable to recover from his rectal cavity.

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