Galapagos Martini

aka. tuesday morning adobe special service: obscure grifting practice whereby a nubile young man serves a c-cktail of lithium, cognac and valium (tuesday morning adobe special) to an older man, then proceeds to face rape his victim. finally, the younger man walks away with the older man’s possessions while the victim is left unconscious and naked.
did you hear about fred? he drank the galapagos martini.
now the feds are after that twink he met at the end up.

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