galaxy minstrel
a measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one’s foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. an average is three. the maximum is six.
beginners should start with tic-tacs before moving onto m&ms. shoving a bag of galaxy minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.
and remember to perform your stretches first.
i was admiring my physique in asda when i noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. my foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn’t it?
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