Galert
a verb from the polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. pr-nounced gal-ert
originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to m-st-rb-t-. subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their p-n-s to frostbite.
he went for a galert 4 minutes ago, he should hurry up or he’ll risk losing it.
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